youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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