East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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