Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Randomize
