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Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you would pick up someone in the library
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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