I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
