He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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