So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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