just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
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she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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