When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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its like you know when i get waxed
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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