Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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