Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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