you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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