in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm too high and old for this...
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