On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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