Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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