so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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