I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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