OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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