Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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