you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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