everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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