So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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