i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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