belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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