If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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