Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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