After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You're like the curious george of whores
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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