For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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