that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
