I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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