Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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