dude i'm inner monologue high
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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