Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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