Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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