Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Need sex. Gaining weight.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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