the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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