I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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