With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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