Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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