Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My room smells like vodka and shame
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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