can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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