i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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