just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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