you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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