so that wasnt chicken after all
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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