Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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