Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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