do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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