no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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