do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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