My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
