if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
and she was petting her beer can
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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