when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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