I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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