I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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