Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It's shark week go big or go home
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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